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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new chemical that turns lesbians straight? Trycoxide is showing staggering results!"

"COP: drop the gun CRIMINAL: no COP: [flipping through police handbook, whispers to partner] it doesnt say what to do if he says no"

"Psychic buys clothing Employee: How about this one? Psychic: That shirt is too small Employee: You didn't even try it on Psychic: I'm a medium"

"Joke Trade You post a joke, i will (hopefully) make a thread out of it with other jokes or at the very least post One response that is related. Lets trade!"

"Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard? A barber!"

"Most Trump supporters favorite Disney character is the hunter who shot Bambi's mom and we all know it."

"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? It's hard to pick one, but the flag is a big plus."

"National product once got caught picking his nose and eating it thus forever being known as gross national product."

"Reddit repost"

"Kenny G. walks into an elevator... and says, ""Man, this place is HAPPENING!"""