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Joke of the Day

"LPT: Think content you are looking for has been removed from the internet? Just ask the NSA, They always keep backups!"

"Where do all the bad hamburger buns live? In the seedy part of town"

"Did you hear about the priest who got caught kissing a nun? He was let off with a warning not to get into the habit."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only Juan"

"Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!"

"launch my dead body into space but not too far away. if my calculations are correct, i will win the public pool splash contest in 2076"

"I spend a lot of time thinking about you and how you were pretty much good with everything. By you I mean Nutella."

"My mother-in-law talked non-stop while we watched Criminal Minds and now I have an idea for a cool new episode."

"A conversation I had with an abusive child philosopher >ACP: What is love? >Me: Baby, don't hurt me."

"Did you see the headline about the film director who stormed off set after someone filled his trailer with herbs? Michael Bay Leaves"