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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish... and he'll be fined for fishing without a license."

"What is a downies favourite song? Hot potato. Hot potato."

"Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)."

"I'm having problems with my cat, He told me i was a prima-donna, which makes no sense. She became famous in the 80's and I was born in '93. I am most certainly post-Madonna."

"I told a joke in lit class and got crickets So my teacher was telling us about a class she took. ""I took a really epic class on Falkner."" and I responded ""not as epic as a class I took on Homer."""

"A drunk driver crashed into a school bus full of kids the other day, but it's ok. All the injuries were minor."

"Whats the most deserted place on fathers day? The visitation ward."

"I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live He spends a lot of time on the dashboard."

"There is a James Brown impersonator in South Korea. He's known as the Godfather of Seoul."

"baseball i was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger, then it hit me."