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Joke of the Day

"This one will make your taste-buds tingle! ""What does a nosy pepper do?"" ""It gets jalapeno business."""

"now it's the scientists' turn to hide and the Higgs boson has to find them"

"If Iron Man and the Man of Steel were to team up, they'd be powerful alloys."

"Velcro. What a rip off!"

"Just made this up, probably not as funny as I think it is. What do you call a dozen birds making a rooster? A twelve finch cock!"

"Why are ISIS so safety conscientious and choose to use donkeys instead of vehicles for transportation? vehicle tail pipes will burn your ass bad"

"Destroying the Death Star was a terrorist act. Allah Ackbar!!!!!"

"Cats are weird. They look at you like they want to set you on fire then look all surprised when you toss them into the ceiling fan."

"An atheist, a vegan, and a CrossFitter walk into a bar.. I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."

"I walked into a shop yesterday... 14 stitches."