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Joke of the Day
"Direct from my 8-year old: How do nursing babies blow their noses? With breast tissue."
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"Teenage twin boys in a ""special needs"" class were suspended for online gambling while at school... Turns out they have DoubleDown syndrome."
"What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts and bolts."
"Why did Hitler hate juice? Cause it was too hasidic. ^^^I'll ^^^be ^^^here ^^^all ^^^week"
"What's the difference between soap and SOPA? You won't get fucked if you drop SOPA."
"Is there an app that will make my iPhone go get my iPad which is way over there on the desk next to my iMac? iHopeso."
"How do you know you're kissing a french horn player? They try to stick their hand up your butt."
"*throws goods on conveyor belt* Cashier: is that all sir? Me:""Nope. You got change for a trophy?"""
"You wanna know who sounds like an owl?"
"Do you guys remember 10 years ago, when all the people with gluten allergies were dying in the streets like diseased cattle?"