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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a red head and a blue head? Your grip."

"""I want frog legs."" -Fancy restaurant order or the coolest plastic surgery request ever"

"Pretty sure my baby thinks the number after 10 is yay."

"What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India? Mumbai"

"Blondes is a nutshell Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""

"Who will put chick sexers out of business? broosters"

"Dear LOL, Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, I have nothing else to say"

"The sexts are coming from inside the house!"

"what retail store does a cat go to when it loses it's tail? a retail sto- goddamn it I did it again"

"Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing? Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper."