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Joke of the Day

"I bet Metallica gets really upset whenever they walk through a metal detector and it doesn't go off."

"Why I will never go bungee jumping... I was brought into this world through a broken rubber and I'm not about to be taken out by one."

"What's the most offensive jokes you guys have? What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear"

"I hate when her husband comes home early. She says I'm the pool boy. And I spend the next few hours cleaning the pool. This is BULLSH!T!"

"Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin? They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox."

"What do poor people drink? Pover-tea."

"Wearing a wig is probably worth the hassle for those moments when you get to dramatically pull it off your weary, tearful head."

"Husband:-""So when you starting back at the gym""? Me:-""Why""? H:-""Because you need to"" His funeral takes place next week."

"Somebody stole my Microsoft Office... Whoever did it will pay. You have my Word."

"I can't remember what age I am? Last time I checked I was 15, and that was 10 years ago!"