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Joke of the Day
"I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning."
Next Joke
"It's perfectly fine to offer raisins to a guest (if nuclear winter is upon us & you're living in an underground bunker)"
"No longer bothered by my puns ... she's groan immune."
"How to give a good hand job... Step 1: Use your mouth."
"How do mussels reproduce? They shuck eachother."
"Wife and I go to subway... She says she can't decide between a 12"" or a 6"". I told her get the 6"" sandwich and I'll give you 8 inches after supper"
"What was your grandfather's favorite joke?"
"A survey shows that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.."
"A man walks into a bar in Westeros And the bartender says ""stop speaking in third person Jaqen for fuck's sake"""
"A boy walks in on his two parents having sex. He walks out of a threesome."