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Joke of the Day
"I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning."
Next Joke
"Any time I wonder if God exists, I think of women & I know he does. Coincidentally, this is also what I do when I wonder if the devil exists."
"I went to the shop to buy 6 cans of coke. But when I got home, I realised I'd picked 7 Up."
"How much Viagra do you have to give a computer to turn its software into hardware? Just enough to completely fill up the floppy diks drive."
"Knock, Knock Knock, Penny?"
"I'm always a big fan of the prison teardrop tattoo. It says I'm sensitive but I've killed people."
"To make a delicious omlette... you must be an eggspert."
"As a parent I often wonder if there's anything I could've done differently to prevent the jealousy between my twins Lisa & Hog Face."
"Why do the Vietnamese never eat fruits? Because they had a bad experience with oranges."
"If I was in that Malaysian airplane my wife would find it in 10 minutes.."