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Joke of the Day
"How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck !"
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"Baseball is wrong. A man with 4 balls cannot walk."
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"I've discovered a magical land through the back of the wardrobe, it's inhabitants are similar to my neighbours, albeit a lot more hostile."
"Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir I cut it shorter."
"The boss accused me of taking a drink during lunch, but he is completely mistaken, I paid for all three of them."
"So he left. We don't serve your kind here, says the bartender. A tachyon walks into a bar."