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Joke of the Day
"I hope Death is a woman That way, it will never come for me"
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"""Hello, is this the number for Japanese food?"" ""No, it's Chinese. Sorry, Wong number."""
"What did one tonsil say to the other? Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night."
"What do you call a sad elk? Lachry-moose"
"Looking for jokes about short people... e.g. My friend is so short he XXX"
"A Liberian man has 1 pie and shares half with his friend, what does he now have? Ebola, most likely."
"What is the most common disease for lettuce? Icebergers."
"Cop: Know why I stopped u? ""Cuz im going too fast?"" Cop: Yes, slow down. ""But it's been 6 months-"" Cop: U can't move in with her yet."
"Hey girl whats your sine? It must be 90 degrees because you're the 1."
"What did president Obamas father say when he was born? Oh, He's Barack. pronounced with a bad asian-english accent."