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Joke of the Day

"[pulls away from kissing] do you ever pretend nfl players with dreadlocks swinging around under their helmets are predators"

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"What happens when you piss off a blind mobster Your neighbor gets a horse ass in their bed."
"""So let's name the turtles after the most influential artists and their sensei we'll name after this lil piece of wood stuck in my foot"""
"I really identify with the trans movement... For the first 9 months of my life, I was a man trapped in a woman's body!"
"My 'Sleep Number' is Grey Goose."
"I take my women just how I take my hair conditioner with silicone"
"Just took a bite of a gluten-free slice of pizza & my stomach made a sad noise & I was all ""I know, buddy. I know."""
"Fucking dirigibles."
"I hope you never have to experience the loss of a child. Lotta paperwork."
"It's not illegal to convince your child that she is the only person who can see the sun and must never talk about it."
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