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Joke of the Day
"What do u call a disadvantage for being east-indian Hindi-capped"
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"My daughter ruined her Halloween costume. Gonna wrap her in aluminum foil and send her out as a leftover."
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"I met my town's bishop at Easter mass today but I think he might be an imposter... ... he didn't move diagonally"
"Slipped on a tube of toothpaste this morning. I was crestfallen."
"Homesick Husband talking to his wife: Honey im Homesick Wife: What do you mean you are home Husband: I know, Im sick of it."
"I'll never forget the first time I had sex That's because I kept the receipt!"
"Old Navy commercials give us a glimpse of Hell"
"Did you hear about that Air Asia flight? Air traffic control didn't."
"""If you woke up with Vaseline up your butt would you tell anybody?"" ""Um No"" ""Wanna go camping?"""