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Joke of the Day
"Internet porn? When I grew up... ...it was hard to come by."
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"My doctor gave me six months to live. When I couldn't pay my bill, he gave me another six months."
"Still super weird to me that humans can make other smaller humans. I wish mozzarella sticks could make other smaller mozzarella sticks."
"How's a Volvo just like a woman? The pussy is on the inside."
"SERIOUS TWEET: help I just put on hand lotion and now I can't get out of this room"
"Taking a nap until my carbon monoxide detector stops beeping."
"I like my jokes convoluted. What did the vegetarian German probability-mathematician say to the multilingual butcher killing a pig? . . . . . . ""That's the wurst that could happen!"""
"[god, creating ducks] Just like put a surfboard mouth on a big pigeon and make it like a loud idiot. I don't know"
"An Exam paper walks into a bar. An Exam paper walks into a bar, sits down and says, ""So, bartender, what will I have?""."
"A blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair"