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Joke of the Day
"What would you call a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback? The 45 cent show"
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"People are like lottery tickets. You can point to a random one, say it's a loser, and you'll be right most of the time."
"Where does a powerful king keep his armies? In his sleevies!"
"Sorry, the dog stood on my keyboard and liked that Instagram photo of you from 47 weeks ago."
"If there's more than one apocalypse, is it apocalypses or apocali? I just want to be ready."
"How do you call the current situation in Syria? Very syrias"
"Men are like Bluetooth. When they're close they're connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment."
"Can someone explain to me why I agreed to go camping this weekend? I'm pretty sure tents don't have wifi and I will most likely die."
"How many chauvinistic male pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark."
"On the first day... ...God created the heavens and the earth. And on the second day, God created the food items in the back of my pantry."