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Joke of the Day
"If there's more than one apocalypse, is it apocalypses or apocali? I just want to be ready."
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"Avin a shat on the big loo wif all me mates"
"Why was the ghost sad on Halloween? He ain't have no boo"
"Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics? He was caught taking Polaroids."
"Have you heard about the recent wave of Saudi emmigration to Pennsylvania? No? Yeah, well it's quite big - there was even a popular documentary series on it... ""It's always Sunni in Philadelphia."""
"What does a Chinese gay man have for dinner? Goo of Sum Yung Gai"
"What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality."
"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"
"A sandwich walks into a bar. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: ""Sorry, we don't serve food in here."""
"I've quit my new job as a postman..... .....they handed me my first letter to deliver, I looked at it and thought: ""This isn't for me."""