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Joke of the Day

"How many chauvinistic male pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark."

"There are three kinds of people on this earth. Those who can count ... And those who can't."

"Straight Outta Compton Spoiler Eazy-E dies"

"REMINDER: Joe Biden is the only American vice president in the last 15 years who hasn't shot a friend in the face."

"Why are black people so good at basketball? Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot"

"I adopted a rock. He just sits there and does nothing all day. It still beats raising Kylo."

"I'm at my most British when she says ""teabag me"" and I drop a sack of Earl Grey in her mouth."

"Don Draper and Meiosis get together for an advertisement meeting. They agree on one thing. Sex Cells."

"Our Ideal candidate: -Minimum 3,000 years exp. -Must have 8 PhD's -Speak Klingon 80 hrs a week $7.15 an hour Must be passionate about work!"

"Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show? They were all Nervous-Rex"