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Joke of the Day
"How do you call the current situation in Syria? Very syrias"
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" Dad, what does indifference and incompetence mean? Actually, I don't know, son. And I don't give a shit."
"Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!"
"What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see? Coffin"
"my son just asked me where do pizzas come from adn has yet to ask me where do babeys come from. thats my boy"
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today!"
"Dear Airlines, We never really turn the phones off. Signed, Everyone"
"How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb? Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement."
"All the jokes about iPhone 6S are just slightly improved jokes about iPhone 6."
"I have a weird quirk when watching Star Wars I wait for when someone is going to yell, ""R2!"" and yell out ""Am not!"""