220610
Joke of the Day
"The secret to success is to start from scratch and keep scratching."
Next Joke
"What's the worst part about pissing outside in the winter? Getting a 2 inch dick out of 3 inches of clothing. Stay warm out there!"
"Since we're doing electrician jokes......... Q: What's the difference between God and an electrician? A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician."
"TIL... Tomorrow I learned that Steve Buscemi was a volunteer firefighter on Sep...."
"Two zombies, Greg and John, are sitting in the cemetery. Greg says: ""Didn`t Peter also want to come?"" John answers: ""Yes, but he is late."""
"I may be schizophrenic ... But at least I have each other."
"To stay safe in a fire, remember the acronym ""DBOF"": Don't Be On Fire"
"What do priests and McDonalds have in common? Both stick their meat into ten-year-old buns."
"What's the best thing about a penis? Think long and hard before you answer this one."
"My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is getting better!"