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Joke of the Day
"I tried to catch fog yesterday, Mist."
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"I also do all my own stunts, but never intentionally."
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"Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn? Not getting hard."
"What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!"
"Misunderstandings happen when one person is clearly stupid."
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