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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about that hot Thai lounge singer? Yeah. They call him *Frank Sriracha.*"
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"A mexican, a black person and a puerto rican are in the same car. Who is driving? The cop. PS: I in no way support this. Just heard it somewhere. :P"
"Whats the difference between being hungry and horny? Depends where you put the cucumber"
"What would Jesus do? Today, take Mary out to Olive Garden."
"You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead."
"I sometimes wonder why I'm 33 and single. Then I see you with your screaming kids in the grocery store and quickly remember."
"If a giant talking rabbit were trying to steal my cereal, I'd probably be too busy screaming and stabbing to call him ""silly."""
"At the beach, women wearing a bikini exspose 90% of their body. But I'm a gentleman, and only look at the remaining 10%"
"Don't believe in climate change, rap fans? Tell that to Vanilla Slush, Water Cube, and LL Warm J."
"I'm single by choice...of others."