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Joke of the Day

"Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft!"

"I like my women in the same fashion I like my pencil lead. Thin, black, and easily breakable."

"What's the new Taken prequel going to be called? Taken Befour"

"I slept like a log, which means my underside was moist and bugs kept crawling up my crack."

"I laid back last night and admired the sky above me, taking in the beauty of the universe when it hit me... Where the fuck is my roof?"

"Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because they were always saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach"""

"Being single at this time is not based on my wanting freedom to do what I want....It's more due to the fact that I want the freedom to not have to do what someone else wants."

"Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning? He was too far out man."

"I painted my computer black so it would run faster but now it doesn't work."

"A fly walks into a bar... and asks: ""Is this stool taken?"""