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Joke of the Day
"Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft!"
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"Doctor will I be able to play piano after the procedure? Doctor: Yes, I don't see why not. Patient: That's wonderful I could never play piano before!"
"Whoa. Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. WHOA. WHOA. Whoa. WHOA! WHOOOOOOOOOA! This horse is an idiot."
"What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket? Is that you, coffin?"
"Bob has 50 cookies. He eats 45. What does he have now? Diabetes. Bob has diabetes."
"A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. The Muslim says ""I don't drink"" The Jew replies ""I'm not paying"""
"This hot chick at the harbor said that she really dug the way that I ate those Oysters. All I could say was ""Shucks."""
"So I looked this up on Yahoo... Just kidding, I used Google."
"Do you want to hear a joke about steak? Never mind, I'll tell you later. But it's very well done."
"What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish? Infant children."