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Joke of the Day
"What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket? Is that you, coffin?"
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"I saw some beautiful women. Sometimes it makes me sad though and I almost don't want to start the chainsaw."
"Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country? Because opposite poles attract"
"Damn girl, are you my date for today? Because you are 10/10"
"Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong ""Web Developer""."
"What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador!"
"Chinese girls number I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"The longest relationship I had was 10 days. Then she deflated."
"What is a dental hygienist's favorite subject? Flossophy."
"The country would be a lot better off if the South had won the war..... ...General Lee speaking"