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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes when my cat is sitting on a chair, I sneak up, shake the chair hard, yelling, ""EARTHQUAKE!"" Sadly, like many, she's not prepared"

"How much does a truck full of bones weigh? A skeleTon"

"There was an inflation joke on reddit once It blew up"

"I saw a sign that said ""hiring carpenters"" My brother said ""let's be honest, that should say 'hiring Mexicans.'"""

"What's a SJW's favorite maths topic? Triggernometry"

"Help! I was in Chipotle and a Vampire Weekend song came on and now I'm a Toms shoe!"

"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares their dogs too much."

"What is the primary job of an alligator? ...make allegations"

"""Why your stomach is so big""...""That's the baby ... I had for lunch"""

"A Polar Bear walks into a bar... ... he says to the server, ""Hello, I'd like some fish and chips.."" The server says, ""We don't serve polar bear here."" The Polar Bear says, ""Oh Thank God."""