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Joke of the Day

"What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish? Infant children."

"A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well' said the Scout. 'Mum had only one dose of castor oil left so I let my baby brother have it.'"

"If god came down to earth, he'd have to take the form of Morgan Freeman. At this point, anything less would be disappointing."

"Did you know Helen Keller had a very pretty dollhouse? Neither did she."

"There should be a.... Women's rights music group called Feminem."

"Good cop: WHAT ARE YOU DOING - HE WAS UNARMED Dog cop: *plants a vacuum cleaner on body*"

"what idiot called it the sun instead of a space heater?"

"What planet is so big the entire universe can fit in? Ur Anus."

"What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time? A crustacean :D :D"

"Seriously, get off the computer once in a while... smell the roses... volunteer... show your balls to a turtle... make a ham fort..."