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Joke of the Day
"So I looked this up on Yahoo... Just kidding, I used Google."
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"My wife likes to quote Soundgarden during sex. ""Won't you come"""
"Bowling is the perfect activity when I'm in the mood to stick my fingers in disease-ridden holes, but your mom is unavailable."
"who gave a dyslexic child a gift last christmas? Satan"
"When my wife starts to sing.......... When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."
"*pulls out stack of pancakes and completely stuffs mouth during interview* Nexft queffstun pleeazse ""Umm. Your biggest weakness?"" Panfccakes"
"I realized I was maybe not the best listener when a friend had to come out to me twice."
"First, there was Planking, then Owling and Milking, now there's Harlem Shaking. If the next trend could be Thinking, that would be great."
"What sex position makes the ugliest kids ? Ask your parents."
"My (black) coworkers informed me that black people can't get lice? ""You know what else they can't get? Good jobs."" I received a write-up :("