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Joke of the Day

"If you love someone, poison them a little bit each day. If they don't suspect you at all, they might be the ONE."

"Don't hate the playa', hate the white girl who says playa'."

"The MAIN reason why I don't let my Girlfriend play my X-Box!! ... I don't have a girlfriend."

"PRESIDENT OBAMA: I pardon this turkey- TURKEY: Nope. I'm ready. 2016 was a shit show. Kill me now"

"Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's not a bulb it's a globe."

"What's a golfer's favourite song? Fairway to Heaven"

"You can't prove that I'm not the center of the universe."

"I guess traffic is spending the night Because it brought its jammies."

"My neighbor is loud and obnoxious Now I know how Canada feels"

"""It's okay, little buddy. Mommy cries when her bottle is empty, too."""