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Joke of the Day
"What's a golfer's favourite song? Fairway to Heaven"
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"A Stormtrooper tried to commit suicide yesterday."
"Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars a bus and two fire engines !"
"Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything."
"I knew a man with a mushroom farm. What a fun guy."
"What's the difference between a mailbox and a cow's ass? ""I don't know."" ""Then you shouldn't deliver mail."""
"""if you could be any animal what would you be"" a cat ""why a cat"" [imagines being a complete shithead for literally no reason] naps and stuff"
"Pissed off? Punch a wind chime and you'll feel better."
"How do you piss off a redditor? This GOD-DAMN joke has been reposted SO many times, and its not even clever in the first place!!! Im super serial guys, knock it off."
"Who's the biggest bitch in a whole wide world? OPs mom"