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Joke of the Day
"The MAIN reason why I don't let my Girlfriend play my X-Box!! ... I don't have a girlfriend."
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"How was the Grand Canyon formed? A jew lost a penny there."
"What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar? ...""May the Ides be ever in your favor."""
"A kiss makes my day Anal makes my hole weak"
"What kind of jeans do ghosts wear? Boo Jeans"
"My Girlfriend is always covered in bruises because she doesn't listen.. I'm always like ""You're about to run into that lamp!"""
"I promised myself to quit smoking once I graduated. So I dropped out."
"The Russian Army Q: Ho you Hld you -47 when running aay fro nuclea blast? A: On far stretched out hands coad, so the hot , fro the gun does not dip on s oned shoes!"
"What did Barack say to Michelle when he proposed? ""I don't wanna be Obama self"""
"I love being alive but my favorite thing to do is sleep."