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Joke of the Day
"I guess traffic is spending the night Because it brought its jammies."
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"Jesus must've had a fortune if he paid for all my sins"
"The Cincinnati zoo has honey bees, sweat bees, carpenter bees, bumble bees.... But no Harambe"
"So I was wondering whether any of my friends could possibly teach me quidditch... ...and then I thought, ""wait a minute, I know one. Oliver would""."
"Just cause you have 9 lives doesn't give you the right to show it off and run across a busy street....fucking cats."
"What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!"
"Let me in, Let me in, Let me in! I need to go back out again!-My Dog!"
"On Sunday November 6th, USA will move an hour back ... ... and on Tuesday November 8th, we move back half a century."
"Did you hear about the Polack that crashed a helicopter? He was getting cold, so he turned off the fan"
"The Indian baking festival was kind of a bust. It was a naan event."