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Joke of the Day

"I guess traffic is spending the night Because it brought its jammies."

"Whoa, calm down, person actually swimming in the swimming pool."

"Best goldfish joke ever told Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, ""You man the guns; I'll drive."""

"Nothing like an episode of ""I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"" to make you feel like a Harvard double major."

"I see there's going to be a new PeeWee Herman movie on Netflix. It's a good thing it won't be in theaters."

"No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves."

"Are you fu*** crazy? A squirrel with a nut having sex. Another squirrel sees her and asks: ""Are you fucking crazy?"" ""No, I'm fucking nuts!"""

"How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they will keep worshipping in dark."

"My whole family loves iron It runs in our blood."

"I don't let my kids go online. There's too many PDF files on there!"