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Joke of the Day

"What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission? He Apollo-gized."

"relationships are like farts too much force will result in shit"

"I was attacked by tiny bees.... The experience was belittling."

"If this paper cut is any indication of my pain threshold, then child birth would definitely kill me."

"My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab."

"Why couldn't the lake birds get along? Because they were SWAN enemies."

"What do you call a Jewish piano? A cash register."

"What's the difference between a condom and the congress? You can only fit one dick inside a condom."

"Checking Your Phone To See What Time It Is... And Then Checking It Again Because The First Time You Wernt Paying Attention! Awkward."

"Why did the black child cross the road? To get to the other side"