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Joke of the Day
"relationships are like farts too much force will result in shit"
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"Maybe I'm the good kind of fat like an avocado."
"*kid opens Easter egg* *egg begins beeping* ""Dad why's it ticking"" SON NO THAT'S FROM THE- *egg explodes* *sheds tear* Middle-Easter bunny"
"Remember that someone out there is thinking of you right now, figuring out how to make your death look like an accident."
"Why did the masturbating murderer turn himself in? He came to his senses."
"Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it."
"Rectum? Damn near killed'em Does anyone know the beginning of this joke? I only know the butt of it."
"Dildos are like Pokemon cards... No matter how good your collection, it isn't worth anything if you got them sticky."