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Joke of the Day
"British seasons: Spring: Two months Summer: Eight minutes Autumn: Three weeks Winter: Seven years"
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"A Silly Riddle! What is white looks like sand and found in the gusset your GF Knickers Clitty Litter!"
"My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."
"Dear God, when I said six zeros salary, I didn't mean only zeros."
"What do you call a mexican without a car? CAR-LOSE"
"Lorena Bobbit died in a car accident today From what I hear, some dick cut her off."
"[movie theater] Her: *Hands me popcorn bag* Can you put this down? Me: *grabs bag* You stupid, overpriced, salty piece of shit!"
"Bernie Sanders was going to do a parody of Trump's slogan for his campaign but ""Make America Bern Again"" didn't go over well with marketing."
"How did the puppeteer meet the President? He pulled some strings."
"For somebody fluent in over six million forms of communication, it's weird that C-3PO went with ""gay-tinged passive aggression."""