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Joke of the Day
"I was attacked by tiny bees.... The experience was belittling."
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"They say you can't tell a funny joke about terrorism, but you can. It's all in the execution."
"Canceling my subscription!! I'm tired of your issues."
"*hits bong* *abuses bong* *bong calls bong protection agency* *bong custody taken* *bong put in foster home* *bong misses old life*"
"Sorry I commented on that video of your kid taking his first steps with ""aw look you taught it how to walk on its hind legs!"""
"Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in two. Help us get rid of the Ecuadorian fag-hating spider :("
"My neighbor said ""nice skirt"" so I said, ""thanks, it helps me not blast Miley Cyrus at 6 in the morning, you should borrow it sometime."""
"Pay me a complement. Wife: I look like a fat, ugly, wrinkly, pig, be a dear and pay me a complement Husband: Your eyesight's damn near perfect. Edit:Format"
"What do you call two bees at the seaside? A B&B"
"What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"