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Joke of the Day
"I was attacked by tiny bees.... The experience was belittling."
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"[NSFW] If sex with three people is a threesome And sex with two people is a twosome... Then I get why some people call me handsome."
"I heard today is World Alzheimer's Day Sorry, I just forgot."
"I think one of my dads might be gay..."
"In Photoshop, is there any way to make it look like I'm not dead inside?"
"Q: How does Bill Clinton say ""I'm about to hurt you""? A: ""Trust me."""
"Know how to get a lot of head? Give Michael J. Fox a pitcher of beer"
"I wonder how many illegitimate socks are out there because of me?"
"Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut."
"My Grandma said I have the voice for the radio... And the face for it too."