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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Peace Prize? He was out standing in his field."
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"I don't mean to make sweeping generalizations but all brooms are pretty much the same."
"A helicopter There are two men in a helicopter, the gunner says to the pilot,""are you going to rotate clockwise?"" The pilot says,""yaw"""
"A recent study found out that 9 out of every 11 jobs are done inside"
"I trick people that I know Spanish by quoting fragments of Spanish songs I know, la bamba."
"Homophobic means you're scared of your house."
"Had a very hot curry last night and now my asshole is on fire ... I'm suffering from deja vindaloo."
"""Hey Al, I heard you're constipated."" ""No shit."""
"Pro Tip - If a hot sexy female sends you a friend request on facebook.. REJECT HIM."
"Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system? Because 7 ate 9."