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Joke of the Day
"Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system? Because 7 ate 9."
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"What is programmers' favorite wine? [yellow tail]"
"In a serious water shortage /r/showerthoughts should be shut down."
"Him: you look tired today Me: you look like you need a mouth that says better sentences"
"""Huh?"" - Wonder Woman"
"What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church? Nun is better!"
"I don't know why they call it the Oedipus Complex. Banging your mom seems fairly simple."
"My Terrible Joke How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast? Because there was a kellogg in the toilet"
"MIND BENDER: Take your age. Now subtract 3. That's how old you were three years ago."
"How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready teddy go !"