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Joke of the Day

"Pro Tip - If a hot sexy female sends you a friend request on facebook.. REJECT HIM."

"PMS Jokes aren't funny. Period."

"Unless you're telling me how to skip it in the future, your voicemail greeting wastes my time."

"'What just cracked?' A guide to aging."

"Can you guys give me the names of some famous athletes and prisoners? I'm making a pros and cons list."

"I really hate faulty vacuums. They suck!"

"Never get a cheap circumcision. It's a rip-off."

"Why should you bury indians 10 feet deep? Because deep down they're good people"

"I have the eyes of a hawk, the ears of a fox... and a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"Knock Knock -Who's there? -Interrupting cow with an identity crisis. -Interrupting cow w- -WOOF! WOOF!"