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Joke of the Day
"I don't mean to make sweeping generalizations but all brooms are pretty much the same."
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"What do you call a bunch of killer whales playing musical instruments? An orca-stra."
"I don't think any political ideology is inherently wrong Some are just alternative right"
"If I've learned one thing from twitter, it's how to get a ton of work done in an hour after wasting 80% of my day tweeting."
"I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred... The top answer was: ""How in the hell did you get in here?"""
"What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB? They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again."
"iSpy, with my little ""i"" a lawsuit from Apple for trademark infringement."
"I asked my friend what keeps her up at night. She answered, ""helium."" Also, my friend is a balloon."
"How does a ninja shop for groceries? No one knows."
"When your date asks about your hobbies, DON'T grab her table knife in a napkin and say, ""Collecting knives with strangers' prints on them."""