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Joke of the Day

"Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats? Mao"

"Did anyone else hear about the claustrophile? He just came out of the closet recently."

"I'm more optimistic than most. Some say the glass is half empty, some would say it's half full. I'd say ""Hey, That's a nice glass!"""

"What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad dad look what marma-laid' !"

"Did you know crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet? But most only have 4 :)"

"Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin"

"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are wanted."

"It sounds like the dog's nails need trimming. Either that or she's off in the distance, typing, ""It was a dark and stormy night."""

"I think my grandmother has been spying on me in my bedroom. She told me I have a lot of spunk!"

"You never pay the bill Unless it is a tribute to Bill Cosby, you rapist."