97397

Joke of the Day

"My grandpa just died of lung cancer... He fought it asbestos he could."

"9am: *starts diet* 2pm: *injects KFC gravy intravenously*"

"How was copper wire invented? A Dutchman and a Scotsman fighting over a penny."

"I was gonna play Zelda via online emulator, but didn't wanna close the site I was on... ...so I clicked ""open Link in New Tab""."

"Three hunters come across some tracks in the middle of the woods... The first hunter says its wolf tracks the second says its bear tracks the third was hit by a trian"

"Why can't a bicycle stand with out a kick stand? It's just two-tired."

"What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom? Your mom is funny."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 122, 123, 124!"

"I don't trust any person who hasn't memorized the fuck out of Bohemian Rhapsody."

"I can't stand sitting down"