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Joke of the Day
"""Hey, wait"" - African children watching Gatorade get dumped on a winning coach"
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"What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? My fucking retarded son"
"Incidentally, the WORST trick the Devil ever pulled was trying to convince the world he wasn't fat by wearing a t-shirt in the pool."
"What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout? (Spoilers) Skull crushers"
"The cat is heat and keeps presenting herself to the dog I'm just sitting here with my finger hovering above the record button."
"At my funeral I want the picture of me next to the coffin to have eyeholes cut out with someone behind it glaring at people coming in."
"If you watch the Game of Thrones backwards a family overcomes near death experiences to reunite happily in a castle (plus dragons shrink)."
"I'm sick of closing out every job interview with ""I was young. I needed the money."""
"If ever you feel unlucky you are. the world is 4.6 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as Donald Trump."
"Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients."