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Joke of the Day

"I told my Kentucky raised girlfriend her family tree doesn't fork... ...it spoons. She did not find it humorous"

"sorry, standing outside your house with a sign that says ""prom?"" was probably a confusing way to ask u what prom means"

"If God wanted you in church all morning, why did he invent fun?"

"Everyone is self-confident until they see themselves through an iPhone's front camera."

"judge: I hereby sentence you to 68 years in prison my lawyer: your honor my client respectfully requests a year be added to his sentence"

"How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh.....it's fine. Forget about it. Seriously don't worry about it. I'm fine sitting here in the dark."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - T2 Barbie ...a study in silver"

"A co-pilot walks into a library and asks for a number of books on suicide. The librarian says ""Are you going to take them all out with you""? ""Hmmm"" he replies ""That's a good idea"""

"What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare."

"*Throws caution to the wind* *gets covered in caution*"