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Joke of the Day

"Why Americans are so bad in geography? They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south."

"Have you ever heard of the ckicken plant? I guess the eggplant came first! I work at a grocery store and a guy in the produce department told me this. He thought it was hilarious"

"My tinder profile says I love dogs but then on dates I elaborate that it is hot dogs and corn dogs"

"I'm not crying Those damn ninjas are cutting onions again"

"News just in. There are reports that all the toilets have been stolen at Scotland Yard. Police say they have nothing to go on."

"How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem? Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V"

"You better lock your doors tonight, person who taught my parents texting."

"What did the plate say to the mug? Food's on me tonight."

"My dad said this at his retirement... he is a former principal ""I remember a time when Harass was two words."

"sheep: ""why do we all look the same?"" other sheep: ""it freaks me out tbh"" another sheep: ""i dont even know which one of us is me"""