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"How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem? Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V"
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"What do you get if you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist fuck"
"The good news First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."
"How does a black woman know she's pregnant? When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked."
"Did you hear about the fly stuck on the toilet bowl? He got pissed off."
"What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake? It's not my fault."
"hey maybe ur parents care so much about ur birthday becuase it celebrates how long theyve been able to keep something alive for"
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