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Joke of the Day
"Why will the USA never go bankrupt? It will just host a telethon."
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"Why do hurricanes have women name? Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have."
"a culture caught between afraid of being seen as too expressive like a hipster or completely inexpressive like a basic person"
"I farted today on the bus... I farted today on the bus and 4 people turned around. Felt like I was on The Voice."
"What is the difference between peanut butter and a blonde? The blonde is easier to spread!"
"Cashier: Cute kid, how old? Mom: Thank you, 28 months & 4days. What's my total? Cashier: Your total is 756 quarters & 8 dimes. #cashierlife"
"How do you organize a space party you planet"
"Me: NO! Him: What? I haven't even said anything Me: Oh, you looked like you were about to"
"Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion."
"Men spend more time smelling their clothes than they do cleaning them."