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Joke of the Day
"What did the plate say to the mug? Food's on me tonight."
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"How come when my kid wants to show me something, she has to place it directly inside my cornea?"
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity I just can't put it down"
"Damn girl, are you Reddit? Cus you repeat the same stupid shit over and ov-- Aww shit........."
"What do you call a jellyfish on a plane? A flightoplankton."
"What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!"
"What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married? his biancee"
"My friend got a job as a metronome. I said, is that a regular thing?"
"What do you call a canine that lives at the beach? A hot dog."
"Dear women married to homophobic racist adult males: Nice ass."