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Joke of the Day
"What did the plate say to the mug? Food's on me tonight."
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"Apparently Mindy McCready shot herself. It's unusual for a woman to use a gun but... ...Guys Do It All The Time."
"How do people in the movies dig 6-foot deep graves with a shovel? I got tired digging a hole to plant a bush"
"Why does the devil get such a bad rap? Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide..."
"I was thinking about Billy Mays the other day... I decided he's in heaven partying like it's nineteen ninety-nine ^(plus shipping and handling.)"
"What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit? Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? One. One to change it and his girlfriend to give him a blowjob when he's done."
"How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw a light bulb I don't know but to screw a country it only takes one"
"I'm pretty sure this zombie fad is dead ... But for how long?"
"Knock knock -Who's there? Ash -Ash who? Bless you.. P.S. kids love it"