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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever heard of the ckicken plant? I guess the eggplant came first! I work at a grocery store and a guy in the produce department told me this. He thought it was hilarious"

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"This season of Game of Thrones set new records for Piracy Probably because it's written by George Arrrrr Arrrrr Martin"
"A senior policeman in China has been suspended from his job after being caught masturbating and smoking joints in his office. No name was given but he was a high wanking officer."
"What do buzzards in Kansas eat? Carrion, my wayward son."
"It's funny how you become mom's new favorite when your sibling is in jail."
"Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers aren't capable of having any sort of feelings, and you are weird for thinking they do."
"*a dripping wet Kurt Cobain stumbles out of his garage* ""OK WHO REPLACED MY GUN WITH A SUPERSOAKER"""
"My pet butterfly got a tattoo of my lower back"
"What do you call a stylish molecule? A molecool."