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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever heard of the ckicken plant? I guess the eggplant came first! I work at a grocery store and a guy in the produce department told me this. He thought it was hilarious"

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"The artist formerly known as Prince. . Is now formerly known as alive."
"Was asked to make the potato salad. I made it while sitting on the couch. Yep, made Couch Potato Salad."
"An Italian man with spells of amnesia goes into a boutique coffee shop... The barista asked what he wants, and he replies ""Affogato""."
"What's the most important part about telling a joke? Your PUN-unciation"
"How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink!"
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"A joke that never stops giving.... Your mom."