1606
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a queue of boxers? A punchline."
Next Joke
"a linux joke (may offend some) I like my women like my kernels about 6 years old and stable"
"What happens if you castrate a corn cob? It becomes a eunuchcorn."
"What's the difference between hardware and software? Hardware breaks if you*don't* maintain it."
"A fat woman just served me at McDonalds... ... and said ""Sorry about the wait"". I replied and said ""Don't worry, you'll lose it eventually""."
"KIDNAPPER: [on phone] I'm holding your son for ransom. DAD: I have no money, what's the ransom? KIDNAPPER: Bring me one rich kid."
"What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile? Convincing the sound to get into your van."
"HEAR YE, MORTALS. AWAKEN FROM THY SLUMBER. FUCKERY DOTH PLAGUE THE LAND. TIS MINE DUTY TO- *falls off barstool*"
"What's another name for the child sex offender registry? The pedo file."
"I was asked earlier today to submit a 1,000 word essay. I thought, ""fcuk that"". So I just submitted a picture instead."