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Joke of the Day

"A fat woman just served me at McDonalds... ... and said ""Sorry about the wait"". I replied and said ""Don't worry, you'll lose it eventually""."

"Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin. The Gravity of this Situation."

"I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. - Mitch Hedberg"

"Don't you hate people that answer their own questions ? I know I do..."

"If you spin an Asian person around, what do they become? Disoriented."

"Persian joke Yesterday I was so hungry, I went to the sandwich shop and ordered Ham e Cheese. .... means ""every thing"". (first timer here, be gentle)"

"Bill Cosby has finally agreed to an interview to discuss the accusations of rape. He invited Katie Couric up to his hotel room for a quick drink and a chat."

"We had a muslim friend.. Who was always late to the class. We used to call him 9/12. Edit: he is still my best friend."

"Why should you never eat Sonic the Hedgehog? He gives your underwear blue streaks."

"Seems like Pizza Hut should be able to afford a house by now."