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Joke of the Day

"A fat woman just served me at McDonalds... ... and said ""Sorry about the wait"". I replied and said ""Don't worry, you'll lose it eventually""."

"Does anybody know a rad trigonometry joke? Please don't go off on a tangent."

"Me: What the hell do you want? Him: Um, YOU called ME."

"ARCTIC HOOKER Q: What is a hooker in Alaska called? A: A frostitute."

"What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common? They don't want to pay for mods."

"Next Battlefield map set in Nepal. It's made using groundbreaking technology."

"I always feel good about giving the money to the homeless,... Now they can afford more signs."

"Why is a gay God purty cool? Because he makes two Adams smash together"

"My girlfriend wanted a joule... unfortunately I am out of Fs."

"Why do dogs lick their dicks? Because they can."