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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between hardware and software? Hardware breaks if you*don't* maintain it."
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"A Buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand The monk says, ""Make me one with everything."""
"What do you call the hair between your grandma's tits? Her pussy."
"The biggest lie ""I have read the terms and conditions"""
"Did you hear about the man who died at the spaghetti factory? He's with the angel hair now."
"What is the best day to wear an asshat? Sunday, because it's so holy."
"Why do Feminists lay down during sex? They can't *stand* seeing a man have a good time."
"Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent"
"If kids get their mouths washed out with soap for saying naughty words are we supposed to wash their hands for typing them?"