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Joke of the Day

"a linux joke (may offend some) I like my women like my kernels about 6 years old and stable"

"Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that? Boy: Me and I'm going home now."

"What's red and goes ""Oh, Oh, Oh!""? Santa walking backwards."

"What is the drunkest animal in Antarctica? A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out."

"Don't ever buy your shoes from your drug dealer. I think he laced mine with something, I've been tripping all day"

"There are 10 types of people in this world.... Those who understand Binary numbers, and those who don't."

"So, wanna hear a miscarriage joke? Never mind, I lost it..."

"Why did the walrus go to the container store? To find a tight seal. "

"What's the dirtiest thing ever said at a gay bar? ""Excuse me sir, do you mind if I push in your stool?"""

"(OC) What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation? Call in the swat team!"